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c/bad-takes-anonymous•taylorshahtaylorshah•14d ago

My friend swore pineapple on pizza was a crime against humanity until last Saturday

He ranted for 20 minutes at a party in Austin about how it ruins the whole pie, then I caught him eating three slices of a Hawaiian at 2 AM. Is that just being drunk or did he actually change his mind on the take?
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hill.margaret
Oh honey, the 2 AM factor doesn't count for anything. Drunk munchies override all food principles.
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danielnelson
30 slices in one sitting means the 2 AM excuse doesn't hold up, that's a genuine conversion.
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wren638
wren63813d ago
30 slices in one sitting" tells me this wasn't a meal, @danielnelson, it was an endurance sport. Nobody gets to that number purely from being hungry at 2 AM lol.
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