Dropped $300 on a dream interpretation app and it told me my toaster was trying to communicate

I normally don't spend money on stuff like this, but I kept having this weird dream where my old toaster kept blinking its red light at me in Morse code. The app analyzed my dream journal entry and said the toaster represented unresolved childhood issues with breakfast. I think it just wanted me to clean the crumb tray. Has anyone else had an app give them a completely bonkers explanation for a dream?

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hollyl251mo ago

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

milarodriguez1mo ago

$300 on a dream app? I'd be mad enough to throw it in the toaster. And @piper_kim is right, that's practically highway robbery for what sounds like a generic horoscope generator.

piper_kim1mo ago

The app clearly needs to have its firmware updated. SOUNDS like it glitched out and gave you a boilerplate answer for everything. Three hundred dollars for that is robbery.