I used to think dream teleportation was a cheat code, but my brain proved me wrong

Last night I needed to get to my old high school, so I just blinked and was there. The catch? I was suddenly barefoot and the hallway floor was made of cold, wet spaghetti. Anyone else have a dream shortcut that comes with a ridiculous, specific penalty?

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wood.eric1mo ago

Ugh, that's the worst! My brain's favorite penalty is making me forget how to open doors.

parkerbrown1mo ago

My brain always makes me late by putting me in the wrong clothes first.

susanb341mo agoMost Upvoted

I put my outfit on a chair the night before.