I was going to be a professional mime in Paris, but a pigeon stole my invisible rope in 2018.

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Did that pigeon at least leave you the invisible ball? I got into a weird fight with a seagull over a french fry once... it felt like a scene from a nature documentary, but with more screaming on my part.

the_alice1mo ago

Just drop the fry and back away slowly, it's not worth the battle.

the_thomas1mo ago

Always carry a backup invisible rope, and @mark436, you need to be more aggressive than the bird.