Call it skill, not a simulation: my take on kitchen consistency

I keep seeing posts about food glitches, like ingredients vanishing or recipes shifting. My thing is pancakes. For years, my batter comes out flawless without a single measure. People tell me it's a matrix error, a sign our reality is fake. But I'm sure it's just practice. Back when I started, I had lumpy messes every time. Now my hands move on their own, knowing the right feel. Sometimes I'll think I poured too much, but it still cooks up fine. In my experience, this isn't a glitch. It's the same as riding a bike. You do it enough, your body learns. Your mileage may vary, but I think we credit the matrix too much for human skill.

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4 Comments

valschmidt1mo ago

Ever notice how being really good at one specific thing can make you blind to small changes in the stuff around it? Your pancake skill is so baked in that your brain might be fixing tiny errors in the background without you even knowing, like automatically adjusting for a bit too much milk. That kind of deep focus could actually hide little shifts in your kitchen's reality, because you're always correcting for them on autopilot. What if the consistency you've built is the very thing that covers up the glitches other people see?

angela_knight31mo ago

Actually used to agree with the original post about it just being skill. Changed my mind last month when three eggs in a row had no yolks. My hands know batter feel, but that's not skill fixing empty eggs. Makes you wonder what else gets smoothed over.

davidmason1mo ago

Check your muscle memory doing the work without you. Start watching for tiny changes in your ingredients instead of just trusting your hands.

tara6421mo ago

Okay but if my brain is auto-fixing reality glitches in the background, I want a refund on the mental effort. My subconscious is out here doing quality control on the milk carton while I'm just trying to remember if I fed the cat.