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Pro tip: never come back to the restaurant where you dumped your ex's sister
I walked into my favorite brunch spot in Austin last Saturday and realized my ex's sister was my server. She brought me a burnt omelette and gave me the coldest stare I've ever seen. Has anyone else had a server purposely ruin your food after a messy breakup?
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ninaowens19d ago
Oh man, "At least she comped the burnt omelette" - more like she charged me double AND gave me a side of attitude lol. I swear she poured her entire heartache into that skillet, probably whispered a breakup curse over the eggs. Honestly, burnt food is the least of your worries, she could have spit in your orange juice or something. I'd rather eat a sad omelette than risk the family drama of a full on food sabotage mission. You dodged a bullet if the worst thing you got was some crispy egg edges.
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